"I have no idea what happened the fateful night that Ms Lohan
cracked the crust of stale, blood-flecked coke off her crotch
and said to her soon-to-be-ex-assistant while snorting cough
medicine up into her forebrain, 'shove your arm up there, girl.
I want to come on your elbow.' Because the very rich are not
like you and me..."
Yes, the new Warren Ellis Sunday Hangover column is online.
God bless him.