Q: What do you call a drunk in the West Bridgford area of Nottingham?

A: adult street drinkers

Another one from Lou's best friend Del.
In the streets of West Bridgford (Nottingham's equivalent to Harbourne) the level of pretentiousness has reached an all time high.

Apparently they have a few local homeless drunks that hang around the place. But they're not drunks. Heaven forbid we call the alcoholic on the street a drunk, that would be far too offensive. No, the wonderfully concerned people of West Bridgford want them to be known as Adult Street Drinkers.

For God's sake. How stupid are these bloody people.
If he looks like a drunk, talks like a drunk and smells like a drunk, perhaps we should just call him a drunk?
Bless Del for managing not to join in with this and bless her more for tolerating these idiots.