Sick as a dog with a hangover:with none of the benefits of drinking the night before

There is nothing worse in this world than the feeling of having that horrible sick to the stomach feeling you get from a bad hangover with the knowledge that not a drop of alcohol has passed your lips.
It's like doing the time without doing the crime.
Unlike, bwah ha ha, Paris Hilton, who is probably still screaming right now. I know I shouldn't keep going on about this, and I know it's nasty of me. But it's just plain funny.