There is nothing worse in this world than the feeling of having that horrible sick to the stomach feeling you get from a bad hangover with the knowledge that not a drop of alcohol has passed your lips.
It's like doing the time without doing the crime.
Unlike, bwah ha ha, Paris Hilton, who is probably still screaming right now. I know I shouldn't keep going on about this, and I know it's nasty of me. But it's just plain funny.