I need a break.
I need a gin.
I'm 1,500 words into a Doom Patrol review.
Very cleverly I've decided to review the entire Grant Morrison run, possibly my favourite series ever.
Why is that clever you ask?
Because I've only got access to the first 57 issues. The last book hasn't been published yet, so I'm doing the last bit from memory alone.
This means I'll finish the whole thing at around 3000 + words - the average review is topping out at about 700 - and then still have to go back to it when book 6 comes out.
Bollocks, now I need another Gin.