But I think Tim O'Neil does it with a bit more style and a hell of a lot more snark....
- When I see retailers making a point to cultivate casual customers, I feel jealous and unwelcome.
- I want to feel when I walk in the door of my comic book store that I am entering a dark, wet womb which envelops me and protects me.
- I like to be able to look around the shop and see isolated, sullen loners buying their comics.
- I like knowing that my fellow customers and the clerks in my store hate the hobby as much as I do, and hate it for the same reasons: I hate comics because of the person they made me.